IFAQ

Q: Wait, an IFAQ?
A: Yes. Infrequently Asked Questions. Of course

Q: Why tho
A: Interesting way of posting information, innit

Q: ... okay. What information do you have to post?
A: Pretty much just that the major re-draft of Sylvestus Vol I is done, and that I finished the probably-final cover design today (about one year after making the first concept art for it)

Q: Oh, cool! Can I see the cover?
A: Sure just send £20 directly to my Paypal (or wait until the official announcement, Soon)

Q: When's "Soon"?
A: When it happens 

Q: Okay then. What's on the cover?
A: Some pictures and some words and stuff

Q: ... What pictures?
A: Good ones

Q: What words?
A: There's a few. Several of them are "Sylvestus". Some of them are my name. "The" and "But" appear occasionally

Q: Why are you being so vague?
A: I'm playing hard to get

Q: Why make this post at all then?
A: Because frequent posts engage the audience and increase website traffic and I was very happy that the cover went so well (so far), but I can't actually release any proper information until the release announcement

Q: Ooh, release announcement! When's that?
A: S--

Q: Were you going to say "Soon" again?
A: ... It was a possibility

Q: Right. Well then. Any other news?
A: Idk. I got some baby rats I should probably show you pictures of but I'm tired and they're a pain to get from my phone to my computer. I finally achieved the student goal of getting a deadline wrong and having to complete an assignment in like three hours. I'm gonna be in a play, so that's cool (y'all should come to Swansea and watch it)

Q: Oh. Was that it?
A: Pretty much yeah

Q: You made me click on that link and come to this website and read all of these stupid questions so that you could tell me something pointless, be rude to me, and then plug your play?
A: And I told you about some rats I refused to show you a picture of. Don't say I don't treat you right

Q: You treat me horribly.
A: That wasn't even a question

Q: Is this supposed to be funny?
A: Kind of yeah but I'm super-tired and a bit delirious. Hope I at least elicited a tepid sigh of amusement from you

Q: ...
A: ...

Q: Can I leave now?
A: Please.